Posted by
globalcooling on Saturday, February 14, 2009 3:04:15 AM
In
todays economy who doesn't need an extra $13 a week in tax breaks!
Every week!!! For an ENTIRE YEAR!!!!! With that kind of cash you could
almost fill up a PRIUS! But that's not all. If you mortgage you
great-grandkids future today, we'll also throw in an expensive and
encumbersome Healthcare Bureaucracy that will keep YOU from getting the
medical attention you NEED. For FREE!! You may also be able to learn
the mating habits of the One-Legged African Albino Grasshopper, long
thought to be extinct in Nancy Pelosi's district, until a scientific
lobbiest found MILLIONS of UNCLAIMED GOVERNMENT DOLLARS!!! Or you may
never learn about grasshoppers. Insteatd you may learn you can no
longer afford to heat your home, because we're capping ALL carbon
emisions!!! With Global Warming eradicated, you can finally freeze to
death. It's like Christmas! No one knows what you'll get for our
TRILLION DOLLAR GIVEAWAY!!! Not even your "REPRESENTITIVES"!!!